Dumb/Annoying Questions I Get Asked Repeatedly:
Did you know you’re balding? (*sigh*)
What happened to your eyebrows? (these are the ones I was born with—they exist, they’re just half invisible)
How come you didn’t want more kids? (did/do/tried/feel totally blessed to have a daughter)
Where is everybody? (evidently we don’t count as people you came here looking for)
Do you have a fantasy football team? (*sigh*)
Good Questions Nobody Asks Me:
Why do people buy mushy pickles? (wow, I’m stumped already!)
How can I pray for our church & pastors?
If I wanted to do something nice for our pastors, what would you recommend?
I’d like to “adopt” some young people in the church—which ones really are in need of some grandparents?
Why haven’t they invented a pickle jar that makes it easier to get the pickles out?
What are the 5 most impacting, life-changing books you’ve read?
What are some keys to staying in 1 place for a long time, being faithful, and finishing strong?
What do you hope our church looks like in 5 or 10 years?
How can I help you with that?
How about you?
What are the dumb/annoying questions you get asked repeatedly?
What are some good questions nobody asks you?